Coming back and finding even more penes-related search terms were used to find this blog, I decided to do a roundup of some of the weirdest search terms leading here, before there were too many to count.
penes (20 searches)
cakes (17 searches)
Which leads me to conclude that this blog is maddeningly unhelpful to most people who read it.
who’s theory was asexual
I can’t work out quite why I like this question. It might be because of the idea that only one person in the world can have a theory which isn’t sexually attracted to all the other theories.
Asexual is just a good adjective. “A brooding and asexual evil lurks…”
Doesn’t he know? There’s no such thing as a gruffalo!
how to always think objectively
im a lot like barney
Me too. Probably not in the same ways.
i’m sick of people thinking they are barney stinson
what episodes does barney stinson cry
The use to which I imagine this information being put is… mildly disturbing.
how does a white rhinoceros reproduce asexually or sexually
is a rhinoceros are sexual or asexual
are rhinos asexul or sexul
I like the increasing air of desperation. I like the fact that they ended up on the same post from my blog every time. In fact, my mind has already constructed an elaborate sitcom in which a harassed weatherman goes to the wrong interview room and somehow ends up in the job of a trained rhinoceros-keeper, continuing the charade with hilarious results, and frantically googling between attempts to get their mammalian charge to succumb to mitosis.
Also, sexul is a fun word. It reminds me of nazgul.
Now, ONTO PENES. The morale of this story is never, ever use latinate plurals on the internet. EVER:
So far, so good. People can’t tell the difference between google and internet addresses, but that’s not much of a problem.
Do not click on the automatic hyperlink. Do not click on the automatic hyperlink. I dislike being curious. It is a disadvantage when on the internet.
man penes with a women
a man penes
Penes as a verb? Possibly?
woman back man penes
boys having sex and show there penes
sex women hav penes
why penes raises when going to urine
guy penes no good sex
boys show penes
strong penes video
girls touch penes
guy down penes
Choose your favourite. Personally, I rather like ‘Sex women have penes.’
I think this is going to be my name, from now on, for the rule that you shouldn’t use latinate plurals on the internet.
Short and sweet
Short and misspelt.
Now in calendar form!
wat sase penes
After a long while, I realised this was probably ‘what size penis’, and not, as I originally thought, ‘what says penis?’ The latter was a whole new level of creepy.